Email me, Mark Austin here:

Or write to me at my mail handling address (sorry Jack, you'll have to send the Laksar hit man and Balinese police goon Tri Kuncoro somewhere else);

Mark Austin
The Post House
Barracloughs Lane
Barton-upon-Humber
North Lincolnshire
DN18 5BB
England

Tel: +44 (0)20 7499 7661 (actually this is the Indonesian Embassy in London, but call it if you want to shout at someone anyway)